i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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