ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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