I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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