I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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