have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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