Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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