4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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