talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Your penis caused this!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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