therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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