Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Randomize
