Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
We don't watch enough power rangers
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
