Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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