Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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