where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
