He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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