What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
two words: eviction party
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
