I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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