I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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