For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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