Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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