is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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