He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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