quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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