every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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