Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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