my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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