Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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