So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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