Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
BRING THE BAGELS
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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