All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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