he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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