the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Damn victory sex feels great
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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