Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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