we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
