I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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