do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
