My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Pants 0. Shit 1.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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