i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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