Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Floor bacon is actually really good
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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