Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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