Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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