She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
just tell him i said nine months
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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