I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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