Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
