: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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