We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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