Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Fuck me I smell like cheese
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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