this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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