So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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