I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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