I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
My vagina just clenched in fear
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize