and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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