You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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