I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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